Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Robert Pattinson Afraid To Buy A House, He Reveals!

Perez Hilton Filed under: Robert Pattinson
Why? Because you crazy Twi-Hards would probably sneak in on him in the middle of the night to cut off one of his luscious locks or worse, bite him for a taste of his vampy blood and he's just not down with that!!!
Alright, simmer.
Robert Pattinson revealed to sources that he has no interest in buying a home right now and feels more comfortable ending his days in the comfort of hotel rooms. He explained:
"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything. The best way to deal with it is just to move around all the time."
"It" being his fame. Yeah, we actually weren't kidding. Turns out, R-Patz is pretty a-scared of all you Twilight fans and your lust for five minutes of his precious time, if not more. He feels that moving around from hotel to hotel will keep him safer than having a central location that will eventually be found by one or more of his rabid fans and be raided in an instant.

That's just…sad. Poor guy can't live a normal, hipster life like he wants. Must be rough.

Then again, he must have A LOT of money at this point. He could buy a house with a killer security system! Guard dogs that can have a keen eye for any unfamiliarly sparkling and can sniff out a tween's stank instantly! Or a moat!

See? There are options, Rob. Don't sell yourself short.

[Image via WENN.]

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